Mom and Dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I said "Oh god, oh please, don't go!"
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
She said, "Why don't you quit your crying?
Go outside and ride your bike"
That's what I did, I killed my toe
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Wanna be alone
My grandpa had a cigarette
It touched my arm on accident
I swear to god, it hurt real bad!
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
